On a sultry July afternoon

To get everyone into the mood

Because the message is urgent

Before leaving for a night out

On the rocks or straight up?

Disposing of the evidence

Only two left in the fridge

After a noontime tryst

Putting a lid on it once and for all

When done reading the Sunday Times

Wanting a BLT the way Mom made it

"Out damned spot" (Disposing of evidence #2)

After a hard day, drinking a beer